Well.. Looks like I have to give someone my kingdom.

It has finally happened. After many long, fruitless and sufferable minutes of looking for a job some crazy person has hired me. In hindsight I probably shouldn't have spent so many months sitting around hoping that someone would give me a job for no apparent reason. Hence the reason for not Blogging in such a long time. This is one of those jobs where you get training. Very swish. Not a spatula for flipping burgers in sight. No booze either. Well, none that I've found anyway.

So I am now onto part two of my wacky zany "Hey, how about you get a life, Wanker?" campaign. A place to live. This will take a little bit longer as I have to save up for bonds, rent in advance, jumping castles and all the usual palaver. But so far so good.

Now all I have to do is keep the job.

And there's the rub.

Working.

Ick..